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GTI-55pts
4-Cylinder : 0 points
Latitudinally mounted: -10 points
Throttle body: 5 points
Turbocharged: 15 points
2-doors: 25 points
Front-wheel drive: 0 points
Front: 0 points
Automatic: 0 points
Paddle shifters: 5 points
Germany: 10 points
161- 270 hp: 5 points
4 years or younger: 5 points
Cupholders: -10 points
Ashtrays: 5 points
Fiero-123pts
6-Cylinder (V6): 3 points.
Latitudinally mounted: -10 points
Throttle body: 5 points
Turbocharged: 15 points
2-doors: 25 points.
Rear-wheel drive: 25 points
Mid: 10 points
Automatic: 0 points
'Merica: 5 points.
381 - 450 hp: 25 points
11 - 20 years: 10 points
Ashtrays: 10 points
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'88 Fiero GT- 3800 Turbo Best E.T. 11.36 Best MPH 121.50 (Sold and gone)
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CincinnatiFiero
- Posts: 2908
- Joined: Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:47 pm
- Location: Columbus, Ohio
1987 Fiero - - - 170 pts!
V6 Engine - 3pts
Latitudinally Mounted - -10
Throttle Body - 5
Supercharged - 15
2 door - 25
RWD - 25
Mid Engine - 10
America - 5
161-270HP - 5
21-30 years old - 20
Bondo - 50
Ashtray - 10
2004 Lexus RX330 - - - negative 26
V6 Engine - 3pts
Latitudinally Mounted - -10
Throttle Body - 5
Unit-Body (SUV) - -20
AWD - 10
Japan - 1
161-270HP - 5
4 years or younger - 5
Cupholders - -25
1984 Fiero - - - 115pts
4- cylinder - 0pts
Latitudinally Mounted - -10
Throttle Body - 5
2 door - 25
RWD - 25
Manual - 20
Mid Engine - 10
America - 5
51-100HP - 5
21-30 years old - 20
Ashtray - 10[/code]
V6 Engine - 3pts
Latitudinally Mounted - -10
Throttle Body - 5
Supercharged - 15
2 door - 25
RWD - 25
Mid Engine - 10
America - 5
161-270HP - 5
21-30 years old - 20
Bondo - 50
Ashtray - 10
2004 Lexus RX330 - - - negative 26
V6 Engine - 3pts
Latitudinally Mounted - -10
Throttle Body - 5
Unit-Body (SUV) - -20
AWD - 10
Japan - 1
161-270HP - 5
4 years or younger - 5
Cupholders - -25
1984 Fiero - - - 115pts
4- cylinder - 0pts
Latitudinally Mounted - -10
Throttle Body - 5
2 door - 25
RWD - 25
Manual - 20
Mid Engine - 10
America - 5
51-100HP - 5
21-30 years old - 20
Ashtray - 10[/code]
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84fierotrevor
- Posts: 599
- Joined: Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:53 am
- Location: puyallup washington
- Contact:
My car:
6-Cylinder (straight): 10 points. Datsun Z, Jeep Cherokee, 3-Series, Dodge Dart? Hell yeah!
Longitudinally mounted: 25 points. Even if you have a 4-banger, that 4-banger could be in a Se7en.
Throttle bodies: Add 5 points per throttle body =30 points
Normally aspirated: 0 points. Hey, lots of cool cars breathe all on their own. But why? And, like, the McLaren F1 doesn't really need any more help.
Convertible: 15 points.
Paddle shifters: 5 points. Unless you have a Ferrari/Maserati-style setup where the paddles are stock-mounted, that'll net you 30 points.
Germany: 10 points. Unless you drive a Jetta, then -10 points. New Bug? -100 points.
271-380 hp: 10 points. We like where you're going.
5 - 10 years: 0 points.
Cupholders: -5 points for every cupholder.
Ashtrays: 5 points for every ashtray. Special dispensation: if your car has more than 5 ashtrays, you get 50 bonus points on top of the 5 points for each ashtray.
125 points.
wow there guess came close: 101-150 points: Is that an E39 M5 in your pocket? Or do you have an erection?
6-Cylinder (straight): 10 points. Datsun Z, Jeep Cherokee, 3-Series, Dodge Dart? Hell yeah!
Longitudinally mounted: 25 points. Even if you have a 4-banger, that 4-banger could be in a Se7en.
Throttle bodies: Add 5 points per throttle body =30 points
Normally aspirated: 0 points. Hey, lots of cool cars breathe all on their own. But why? And, like, the McLaren F1 doesn't really need any more help.
Convertible: 15 points.
Paddle shifters: 5 points. Unless you have a Ferrari/Maserati-style setup where the paddles are stock-mounted, that'll net you 30 points.
Germany: 10 points. Unless you drive a Jetta, then -10 points. New Bug? -100 points.
271-380 hp: 10 points. We like where you're going.
5 - 10 years: 0 points.
Cupholders: -5 points for every cupholder.
Ashtrays: 5 points for every ashtray. Special dispensation: if your car has more than 5 ashtrays, you get 50 bonus points on top of the 5 points for each ashtray.
125 points.
wow there guess came close: 101-150 points: Is that an E39 M5 in your pocket? Or do you have an erection?
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84fierotrevor
- Posts: 599
- Joined: Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:53 am
- Location: puyallup washington
- Contact:
My beep beep jeep!
6-Cylinder (straight): 10 points. Datsun Z, Jeep Cherokee, 3-Series, Dodge Dart? Hell yeah!
Longitudinally mounted: 25 points. Even if you have a 4-banger, that 4-banger could be in a Se7en.
Throttle bodies: Add 5 points per throttle body.
Normally aspirated: 0 points.
2-doors: 25 points. Screw practicality.
Convertible: 15 points.
Body on Frame: 10 points.
4-wheel drive: 15 points. This means you have low gears and you use them. If you have never moved your transfer case, -50 points.
Front: 0 points
Manual: 20 points. And good for you.
Merica: 5 points.
161- 270 hp: 5 points. Not too shabby.
11 - 20 years: 10 points. You can wrench.
Cupholders: -5 points for every cupholder.
Ashtrays: 5 points for every ashtray. Special dispensation: if your car has more than 5 ashtrays, you get 50 bonus points on top of the 5 points for each ashtray.
140 points more points for the O llllll O then for the ///M
6-Cylinder (straight): 10 points. Datsun Z, Jeep Cherokee, 3-Series, Dodge Dart? Hell yeah!
Longitudinally mounted: 25 points. Even if you have a 4-banger, that 4-banger could be in a Se7en.
Throttle bodies: Add 5 points per throttle body.
Normally aspirated: 0 points.
2-doors: 25 points. Screw practicality.
Convertible: 15 points.
Body on Frame: 10 points.
4-wheel drive: 15 points. This means you have low gears and you use them. If you have never moved your transfer case, -50 points.
Front: 0 points
Manual: 20 points. And good for you.
Merica: 5 points.
161- 270 hp: 5 points. Not too shabby.
11 - 20 years: 10 points. You can wrench.
Cupholders: -5 points for every cupholder.
Ashtrays: 5 points for every ashtray. Special dispensation: if your car has more than 5 ashtrays, you get 50 bonus points on top of the 5 points for each ashtray.
140 points more points for the O llllll O then for the ///M
Wooo Fiero:
4-Cylinder : 0 points
Latitudinally mounted: -10 points
Throttle bodies: Add 5 points per throttle body +20
Turbocharged: 15 points
2-doors: 25 points. Screw practicality.
Rear-wheel drive: 25 points. Lets face facts. Rear-wheel drive is the best.
Mid: 10 points
Manual: 20 points. And good for you.
'Merica: 5 points.
751 - 1000 hp: 50 points seems about right. (25pts for not having any hp yet though)
21 - 30 years: 20 points. You can really wrench.
Ashtrays: 5 points for every ashtray +10
Total offffffffff: 185.
4-Cylinder : 0 points
Latitudinally mounted: -10 points
Throttle bodies: Add 5 points per throttle body +20
Turbocharged: 15 points
2-doors: 25 points. Screw practicality.
Rear-wheel drive: 25 points. Lets face facts. Rear-wheel drive is the best.
Mid: 10 points
Manual: 20 points. And good for you.
'Merica: 5 points.
751 - 1000 hp: 50 points seems about right. (25pts for not having any hp yet though)
21 - 30 years: 20 points. You can really wrench.
Ashtrays: 5 points for every ashtray +10
Total offffffffff: 185.
Indy DOHC Turbo SD4.....someday.
Oh, and f*ck the envelope. (RFT Insurgent)
Oh, and f*ck the envelope. (RFT Insurgent)
I'm not sure how God gained 124hp just for the jalop test.
V6 3
Lat -10
Throttle Body 5
Turbo 15
2D 25
RWD 25
Mid 10
5 spd 20
USA 5
381-450hp 25
21-30yrs old 20
Ashtray 10
Bondo +40 (Hood, both fenders, bumper)
Total 193 (We all knew I had the best Fiero here anyways)
Just for kicks, the 55 Bel Air:
V8 15
Long 25
Carb 10
Supercharged 15
2-Door 25
RWD 25
Front engine 0
Manual 20
USA 5
381-450hp 25
50-60yrs old 50
Ashtray 5
It would not be fair to add in bondo, because the entire car is random ass colored.
Total 220pts
V6 3
Lat -10
Throttle Body 5
Turbo 15
2D 25
RWD 25
Mid 10
5 spd 20
USA 5
381-450hp 25
21-30yrs old 20
Ashtray 10
Bondo +40 (Hood, both fenders, bumper)
Total 193 (We all knew I had the best Fiero here anyways)
Just for kicks, the 55 Bel Air:
V8 15
Long 25
Carb 10
Supercharged 15
2-Door 25
RWD 25
Front engine 0
Manual 20
USA 5
381-450hp 25
50-60yrs old 50
Ashtray 5
It would not be fair to add in bondo, because the entire car is random ass colored.
Total 220pts
88GT 3.4 DOHC Turbo
Gooch wrote:Way to go douche. You are like a one-man, fiero-destroying machine.
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crzyone
- JDM Power FTW
- Posts: 4654
- Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:40 am
- Location: Whitecourt, Alberta, Canada
My GTR
Straight 6 10 points
Longitudinally mounted 25 points
6 throttle bodies 30 points
Twin turbo 20 points
2 doors 25 points
All wheel drive 10 points
Manual transmission 20 points
Japanese 1 point.... should be more for JDM import
Power 601 - 750 hp 30 points -plan on this much, we'll see.
age 11-20 years 10 points
Ashtrays 2 of them 10 points
=191 points
I expected higher with all the trick features on my car....
This test is gay. Bondo should be negative points. AWD > RWD etc etc.
Straight 6 10 points
Longitudinally mounted 25 points
6 throttle bodies 30 points
Twin turbo 20 points
2 doors 25 points
All wheel drive 10 points
Manual transmission 20 points
Japanese 1 point.... should be more for JDM import
Power 601 - 750 hp 30 points -plan on this much, we'll see.
age 11-20 years 10 points
Ashtrays 2 of them 10 points
=191 points
I expected higher with all the trick features on my car....
This test is gay. Bondo should be negative points. AWD > RWD etc etc.
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