Let's say I go with the IDB approach....

[CAN3800SC]

.....and I get carried away as usual, and pack her full of air like my old Ninja Turtle Blimp...I don't want to pull the pin on this grenade, but if I don't, the small airstream coming from my Billy Clint love kink will shoot out with power and precision and force my nuts to swoosh up on both sides only to nutbutt themselves, kinda like those clackers that your sis used to play with back in the day. Do you forsee a safer withdrawal, or should I keep going till I feel something pushing it out, then start to panic?

Last time Mini-me had an escort exiting out, I had to pull a "front-handspring-off-her-shoulders-into-my-undies-to-can't-talk-cuz-u-just-shat-on-the-floor-smell-ya-later-to-tailslide-fakie-out"

[Shaun41178(2)]

Let me get back to you. I need to check out an online slang translator as I have practically no idea what you just said.

funny read though.

[p8ntman442]

when your done, slap her ass so har she want nothing more that to get on her feet and face you to slap your face. That way the danger is facing the opposite direction and all you get is a face slap.

[stimpy]

Spread those cheeks wide like your looking for contraband at the border. You may still get the queef, but at least the pressure will be dissapated over a larger surface area.

[CAN3800SC]

yessss.....the ol' "brown eye wide open technique".

Stimpy is the sensei of (straight) pooper pokin!

-the slap would work too, i can always zamboni her arms from under her so she can't retaliate due to chin trauma....hmmmm