HAHA girl gets rocked by police officer

Mach10 · Post by **Mach10** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:05 pm

The Dark Side of Will wrote:As far as potential for infection goes, there's no bite worse than a human bite.

Komodo Dragon FTW. Septicemia >> septic arthritis.

Nothing like a 154lb lizard with a mouth evolved to operate like an open sewer as a substitute for venom.

Although that being said, I didn't brush my teef this morning, so don't nobody fuck with me... Breath this bad means ebola for some fucker.

Dirty Sanchez · Post by **Dirty Sanchez** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:23 pm

I think in Ted case he was singing about some girl scratching him like a cat. I guess he was a bit into S&M. :thumbleft:

Blue Shift · Post by **Blue Shift** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:33 pm

Indy wrote:I guess the moral of the story here comes in two parts:
1) Don't trust cats
2) Don't bite cops

3) Attack in a decidedly more effective way, then run like a black man runs from the cops in Alabama after raping the mayors 13 yr old daughter...

EBSB52 · Post by **EBSB52** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:23 pm

Indy wrote:I guess the moral of the story here comes in two parts:
1) Don't trust cats
2) Don't bite cops

I prefer:

1) Don't trust cops
2) Don't bite cats

teamhavok2 · Post by **teamhavok2** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:23 pm

I think it needs a bit of modification
I guess the moral of the story here comes in two parts:
1) Don't trust cats
2) Don't bite cops (without keeping an eye on the right hook)

V8Mikie · Post by **V8Mikie** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:01 pm

The funny part is the media tried to show this every 5 min on MSNBC hoping to create some sort of outrage, but anyone with half a brain realizes this girl bit the cop and got what was coming to her.