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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:05 pm
by Mach10
The Dark Side of Will wrote:As far as potential for infection goes, there's no bite worse than a human bite.
Komodo Dragon FTW. Septicemia >> septic arthritis.
Nothing like a 154lb lizard with a mouth evolved to operate like an open sewer as a substitute for venom.
Although that being said, I didn't brush my teef this morning, so don't nobody fuck with me... Breath this bad means ebola for some fucker.
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:23 pm
by Dirty Sanchez
I think in Ted case he was singing about some girl scratching him like a cat. I guess he was a bit into S&M. :thumbleft:
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:33 pm
by Blue Shift
Indy wrote:I guess the moral of the story here comes in two parts:
1) Don't trust cats
2) Don't bite cops
3) Attack in a decidedly more effective way, then run like a black man runs from the cops in Alabama after raping the mayors 13 yr old daughter...
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:23 pm
by EBSB52
Indy wrote:I guess the moral of the story here comes in two parts:
1) Don't trust cats
2) Don't bite cops
I prefer:
1) Don't trust cops
2) Don't bite cats
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:23 pm
by teamhavok2
I think it needs a bit of modification
I guess the moral of the story here comes in two parts:
1) Don't trust cats
2) Don't bite cops (without keeping an eye on the right hook)
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:01 pm
by V8Mikie
The funny part is the media tried to show this every 5 min on MSNBC hoping to create some sort of outrage, but anyone with half a brain realizes this girl bit the cop and got what was coming to her.