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Not Work Safe: A Story
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:46 pm
by eHoward
A Story:
Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl. They were dating, but the boy decided to dump the girl because she had been stealing from him.
The girl decides to call the cops and claim that the boy had beaten her up. The cops come to the boy's house to arrest him, but found no evidence of any crime. The cops charge her with filing a false claim instead.
The boy decides to post naughty pictures of the girl on the Internet.
http://www.distant.ca/lauren_smith/
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:52 pm
by Shaun41178(2)
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:14 pm
by p8ntman442
Shaun41178(2) wrote:
and it would keep jiggling for atleast 30 seconds.
Honestly if my dic were that small I wouldnt post it on the internet.
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:24 pm
by DiggityBiggity
LOL!!!!
HAHAH!! I WAS SO THINKING THAT!!
HAHAHAH!!
Your paranoid leader
Diggity" :la: "Biggity
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:33 pm
by Aaron
She is pretty hot, but could stand to lose 10-20lbs.
About the dick thing, I wasn't really looking, but yah, I agree...
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:35 pm
by admin
Aaron wrote: I wasn't really looking, but yah, I agree...
then you were obviously looking if you agree.
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:35 pm
by eHoward
Pooints across forum and yells QUEEER!~
admin wrote:Aaron wrote: I wasn't really looking, but yah, I agree...
then you were obviously looking if you agree.
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:40 pm
by DiggityBiggity
...
your paranoid leader
DiggityBiggity
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:44 pm
by Aaron
eHoward wrote:Pooints across forum and yells QUEEER!~
admin wrote:Aaron wrote: I wasn't really looking, but yah, I agree...
then you were obviously looking if you agree.
Dammit, I've been exposed!
Quick, time for a new nose!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:40 am
by whipped
p8ntman442 wrote:
Honestly if my dic were that small I wouldnt post it on the internet.
seriously.
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:06 am
by stimpy
You guys must all have small dicks, because no ones posted pictures.
Personally, I just wouldn't post pictures of my dick on the internet because I'm not that kind of sick fuck.
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:09 am
by Aaron
Personally, I don't take pictures of my fuck stick.
:afrocool:
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:19 am
by KissMySSFiero
Aaron wrote:She is pretty hot, but could stand to lose 10-20lbs.
About the dick thing, I wasn't really looking, but yah, I agree...
He agrees that he looked at the dick.
He says the already skinny girl needs to lose 10-20lbs. And Aaron is probably a fat fuck saying this(no offence to fat fuckers :bootyshake: unless your name is Aaron)
Lets say she loses 15lbs. Keep the middle figure.
Now she has no tits. No ass. No hips.
Aaron likes 12 year old boys, with little dicks.
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:22 am
by whipped
stimpy wrote:You guys must all have small dicks, because no ones posted pictures.
I didn't know you = teh ghey... :scratch:
:rotflmao:
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:43 am
by DiggityBiggity
We have some mean fuckers on this forum
your paranoid leader
DiggityBizzles
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:48 pm
by stimpy
whipped wrote:stimpy wrote:You guys must all have small dicks, because no ones posted pictures.
I didn't know you = teh ghey... :scratch:
:rotflmao:
No? I bet you feel stupid for dressin up like a cowboy for me now, dontcha? :la:
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:34 pm
by Aaron
KissMySSFiero wrote:Aaron wrote:She is pretty hot, but could stand to lose 10-20lbs.
About the dick thing, I wasn't really looking, but yah, I agree...
He agrees that he looked at the dick.
He says the already skinny girl needs to lose 10-20lbs. And Aaron is probably a fat fuck saying this(no offence to fat fuckers :bootyshake: unless your name is Aaron)
Lets say she loses 15lbs. Keep the middle figure.
Aaron likes 12 year old boys, with little dicks.
I wasn't really eyeing it, but yes, I glanced while looking at each pick, as I'm sure every guy here did. But I honestly couldn't tell you if the guy was white or black, that's how vaguely I looked.
No, I like chicks my own age, and am semi picky as well. Yes, I would date her(Well, assuming her pussy wasn't all over the world by now), but I still think she could stand to lose 15lbs.
I'm not fat, I weigh 185lbs and am 6'4".
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:26 pm
by ITSA6
i like this version better
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:00 pm
by p8ntman442
Aaron wrote:KissMySSFiero wrote:Aaron wrote:She is pretty hot, but could stand to lose 10-20lbs.
About the dick thing, I wasn't really looking, but yah, I agree...
He agrees that he looked at the dick.
He says the already skinny girl needs to lose 10-20lbs. And Aaron is probably a fat fuck saying this(no offence to fat fuckers :bootyshake: unless your name is Aaron)
Lets say she loses 15lbs. Keep the middle figure.
Aaron likes 12 year old boys, with little dicks.
I wasn't really eyeing it, but yes, I glanced while looking at each pick, as I'm sure every guy here did. But I honestly couldn't tell you if the guy was white or black, that's how vaguely I looked.
No, I like chicks my own age, and am semi picky as well. Yes, I would date her(Well, assuming her pussy wasn't all over the world by now), but I still think she could stand to lose 15lbs.
I'm not fat, I weigh 185lbs and am 6'4".
I swear you are the most self destructive person I know.
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:30 pm
by whipped
stimpy wrote:
No? I bet you feel stupid for dressin up like a cowboy for me now, dontcha? :la:
yeah. :doh: