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kitchen pimpin

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:53 pm
by lucky
Restaurant I'm workin in has 10oz angus burgers. For whatever reason, a crapload of them disintegrated while they thawed today. I took one, pressed it into two paper thin patties, and put it back together stuffed with spinach, gorgonzola, and sundried tomatoes. Melted swiss on top of it, added a thick slice of raw red onion, some grey pupon and A1. I almost creamed my shorts while eating it.

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:30 am
by befarrer
Why didnt you???

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:36 am
by lucky
It was awesome, but it was still only a burger. If I was gonna cream anything at work it would be the half chinese half mexican waitress that's been all over me for the last couple weeks. My wife would probably, literally, rip my nuts off though.

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:40 am
by Shaun41178(2)
post pics or she doesn't exist.

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:45 am
by lucky
Serious? My camera phone sux, and if I bring an actual camera to work I guarantee it'll get back to my wife. I'm due for a new phone any time, I'll see what I can do.

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:17 am
by Falcon4
wife
Found ur problem.

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:12 pm
by Boscolingus
lucky80 wrote:It was awesome, but it was still only a burger. If I was gonna cream anything at work it would be the half chinese half mexican waitress that's been all over me for the last couple weeks.
There ya go, fixed your post ;)

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:35 pm
by lucky
My wife's really not a problem. That's why I turned down this other girl when she told me her boyfriend just dumped her, and asked if I wanted to take her out for drinks.
New phone in the next couple weeks, I'll get pics then, she is pretty hot.