FartTonic 101...my own concoction I stumbled onto

InDeX420 · Post by **InDeX420** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:48 pm

yea anyway...when I was back in highschool I made this drink, and only way to really experiance its effects are to try it yourself...
take 1/3 Orange juice(sour is better as in past experation date)
1/3 Vodka of choice
1/3 grape juice
and about a tablespoon or more of pepper
Mix in a bottle with a screw top, and place somewhere out of way to let it ferment for 2-3 months...at LEAST
now take a swig, and get your gas mask ready, cause daaamn...your gonna need it once this shit hits your digestive track...
and its not as bad tasting as you may think...and i didnt get sick...just some deadly smelling gas..and after multiple tries with a couple buddies of mine it was proven to actually work

Shaun41178(2) · Post by **Shaun41178(2)** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:38 pm

My method of madness is 7-11 "The Bomb" burritoes and beer. That will clear a room.

InDeX420 · Post by **InDeX420** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:02 pm

Yea, it is known the beans/onions increase the amount of gas...but the potency of the gas is another thing altogether...and something about months old OJ makes it smell like raw sewage

MNFatz · Post by **MNFatz** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:14 pm

www.whitecastle.com

These things are unfuckingbelievable. I'm talking baaaaaaad gas. and lots of it. I'm talking large volumes of really, really hot and violent gas.

InDeX420 · Post by **InDeX420** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:53 pm

what fish sandwich with cheese? and clam things?

product1620 · Post by **product1620** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:16 am

MNFatz wrote:www.whitecastle.com

These things are unfuckingbelievable. I'm talking baaaaaaad gas. and lots of it. I'm talking large volumes of really, really hot and violent gas.

Gas or diarrhea??? :la:

whipped · Post by **whipped** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:18 am

way to contribute to air pollution. Nazis.

best thread ever :salute:

MNFatz · Post by **MNFatz** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 1:34 am

InDeX420 wrote:what fish sandwich with cheese? and clam things?

Pretty much anything on the menu.

They're a tradition in the midwest. You can order a 8 sliders with raincoats and a box of nails at the drivethru and they'll know exactly what you're talking about (8 burgers w/cheese and a large fry).

They actually refer to their own burgers as sliders. Check the menu on the upper left side of the screen:

http://www.whitecastle.com/_pages/menu.asp

The older restaurants have a "USDA Beef" sign on them with no grade listed because we're talking about sub-hotdog quality meet. The burgers are about 3 inches square and cooked on a bed of onions. If you order the burgers with ketchup and mustard, you get a dark yellow mixture of ketchup and mustard because its mixed together in the same bottle.

For extra 'volume' they have jalepeno cheese now.

Fierocious · Post by **Fierocious** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:41 am

Drinking a lot of milk does it for me.

DiggityBiggity · Post by **DiggityBiggity** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:29 am

Double or triple your normal intake of fiber and the next day eat a shit load of dairy... you could kill a fucking horse.

:fart:

Your flatulant leader

Diggity"Yikes"Biggity

Series8217 · Post by **Series8217** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:31 am

Please stop. It's 1:30 AM and you're making me hungry. I have to go to bed now.

Mach10 · Post by **Mach10** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:25 am

Uncontrolled fermenting orange-juice?

YAY BOTULISM!

Kohburn · Post by **Kohburn** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:09 pm

Fierocious wrote:Drinking a lot of milk does it for me.

lol yeah - i've become more lactose intolerant over the years - now a bowl of cereal with milk will be belting out tunes about 2 hours later

Fierocious · Post by **Fierocious** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:11 pm

Kohburn wrote:
Fierocious wrote:Drinking a lot of milk does it for me.
lol yeah - i've become more lactose intolerant over the years - now a bowl of cereal with milk will be belting out tunes about 2 hours later

Just downed 2 bowls of honey bunches of oatz. :fart:

MNFatz · Post by **MNFatz** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:17 pm

Be careful out there guys.

Never a trust a fart.