Do you/Would you smoke?

[88GTneverfinsihed]

I know what it looks/smeels like, and that's enough to turn me away.

That's just crazy talk. Nothing like the pungent skunkesque taste and aroma of pure hydroponic green and purple pinecone-like bud.

Nothing like the brown seed and stem laden garbage of yesteryear.

[Aaron]

Not that I'd try to persuade anyone to use a substance, no matter what I feel the benefit to me is, but I highly doubt that you've seen anything close to good weed. The last stuff I had smelled like Juicy Fruit and just looked like plump fluffy nuggets. I can't imagine anyone who you would know having access to anything but Mexican Stress smashbud. Dealers tend not to deal with people who like to run their yap.

You're probably right, I havn't seen anything good. Just whatever the high school losers bought and now the cheap college kids. So probably cheap, but I still hate the smell. Almost worse than cigarettes to me (I HATE ciggarette smell)

As for me running my yap, you don't know me outside of the internet, so don't assume. I, even though being invovled with the local police, know and interact with quite a few people who know that I know they use, buy, and sell dope. But I'm not going to ruin a friendship, burn a bridge, and establish a bad reputation with people that could, and do, affect my life everyday. Furthermore, I don't see it as a problem. They smoke/drink Friday nights, I'll join em, we hang around the house and don't cause any problems, spend the night, and go for hangover breakfast.

Just becuase I don't like it, and it's illegal, doesn't mean I will do whatever I can, with no regard to a friendship, just to fuck their lives up. That is like me writing a freind a ticket when he is parked wrong. It'd be beyond assholishness, and I'm not like that. I'll either call them, write them a warning, or if it isn't a big deal, ignore it.

[whipped]

Almost worse than cigarettes to me (I HATE ciggarette smell)

I do too... well, at least until I worked at a rebate processing place. We got in a job to process these "Doral points" or whatever. They smelt pretty good...

Some of that pipe tobacco smells damn good though.

[stimpy]

As for me running my yap, you don't know me outside of the internet, so don't assume.

Just becuase I don't like it, and it's illegal, doesn't mean I will do whatever I can, with no regard to a friendship, just to fuck their lives up. That is like me writing a freind a ticket when he is parked wrong. It'd be beyond assholishness, and I'm not like that. I'll either call them, write them a warning, or if it isn't a big deal, ignore it.

You're right, I don't know you outside of the internet. Just like you know nothing of me, yet you assume plenty. Anyway, all I ever see is you running your yap, and I don't imagine that your social circle is any more discreet. And I can seriously see you fucking someone over because they said something that you didn't like.

[Aaron]

You're right, I don't know you outside of the internet. Just like you know nothing of me, yet you assume plenty. Anyway, all I ever see is you running your yap, and I don't imagine that your social circle is any more discreet. And I can seriously see you fucking someone over because they said something that you didn't like.

But I know I assume, and I say so. Whenever I talk about your personality, I always say things like as far as I can tell, I assume, etc. Just make sure you understand I am much different in person. To my knowledge, Doug Chase has no problems with me. He met me in person, we got along well and talked fine. So personally we have no problems, but I doubt he cares very much for some of the stuff I post. I use him as an example as he is the only here who has met me. You may be the same way, but I am led to not believe that.

What do you constitute fucking some over as? Writing them a ticket? I don't write bad tickets. If you got a ticket from me, it's your own fault, and you knew what you were doing wrong when you did it. I also don't profile vehicles. But if someone told me at a party that he drives drunk all the time, and plans on it tonight, I will take his keys, and he won't get them back. It isn't because DUI is illegal, it is because it is a danger to you, me, and every other human. It is DANGEROUS to society, and he does not have the right to do that. But if he says he has DUI'ed before, but doesn't plan on it tonight or whatever, I have no reason to say anything. I'm not a rat, but I do look out for public safety. He does no harm by passing out drunk at the party house. I may talk to him once sober about DUI, and how much a DUI will fuck over your life, and how dangerous it is, but I'm not going to "fuck him over."

[stimpy]

You're right, I don't know you outside of the internet. Just like you know nothing of me, yet you assume plenty. Anyway, all I ever see is you running your yap, and I don't imagine that your social circle is any more discreet. And I can seriously see you fucking someone over because they said something that you didn't like.

But I know I assume, and I say so. Whenever I talk about your personality, I always say things like as far as I can tell, I assume, etc. Just make sure you understand I am much different in person.

I do understand that you're different in person. That's what sickens me about people like you. You use the anonymity of the internet to say hateful and hurtful things that you would never have the confidence to say in real life. You say that the only person you respect here is Doug, because he's the only person you've met in real life. The rest of us are less then human to you, and therefore unworthy of any respect.

I'm done with the thread hijacking. If you want to justify the abuse that you dish out, make another thread. But I tell you what, I'm exactly the motherfucker in person that I am online. I don't front.

[Aaron]

I do understand that you're different in person. That's what sickens me about people like you. You use the anonymity of the internet to say hateful and hurtful things that you would never have the confidence to say in real life. You say that the only person you respect here is Doug, because he's the only person you've met in real life. The rest of us are less then human to you, and therefore unworthy of any respect.

I'm done with the thread hijacking. If you want to justify the abuse that you dish out, make another thread. But I tell you what, I'm exactly the motherfucker in person that I am online. I don't front.

I use the anonymity of the internet, and the design of this forum, to say what I really think. The close friends I do have know how I am, and don't get offended by some of the things I say. Thus I don't have to censor what I can say, and if I'm thinking something, I can say it. Contrary to a situation around people I know, but aren't close friends with, or around people at my job. I can say some of things I think, but I do have to censor some of it knowing it will get me into shit I don't want to deal with. As the years go on I get better and better with knowing what to censor around what people. On the internet, I don't have to worry about that. If I think that 66 yr old man's house should be burnt down, I can say so without having to worry about it influencing my life. I do have the confidence to say them in real life, and have before, but I have realized the trouble it has gotten me into, and have learned to shut the fuck up about some things.

I never said the only person here I respect is Doug. That is totally untrue. The people who I respect know it by now. I say he is the only person who has met me in person, the more or less real me. That is how I am, I just watch my mouth a little bit about things I think might have a harmful effect on my relationships with these people or my life in general. Either of my 2 'personalities' are both the real me, just adaptive to different situations. One of the faces is for the majority of time, the other is for around my close friends and the internet. I need a source for freedom of speech without negative impact, and the internet, along with my close friendships, are that source.

And I also said that the rest of you are all less than human. I treat them how I feel they treat me.

[Fastback86]

Interesting bit of trivia...

There is evidence to support the theory that William Randolph Hearst and his friends in the oil and timber industries are the reason marijuana is illegal.

In the mid-30's, Hemp was catching on as a cheap source of petroleum, paper, and other products. Hearst launched a huge media campaign against the use of hemp and the evils of MJ. Not long after, the product was banned and the plant made illegal.

Hearst and his friends, having a considerable financial stake in the oil and timber industries, made quite a profit with MJ out of the way. Been that way ever since.

This hasn't been entirely substantiated, but its well supported.

[Weponhead]

hate the smell?... hmm interesting but comparing it to cigarette smoke? wow your buddys must be smokin some nasty fuckin sticks.. last time i had any "and i HATE cigarette smoke smell" i enjoyed the smell. man i need a good smoke now.. haha its been way too long "about a year"

[Mach10]

Aaron,

That isn't adaptation, that's outright cowardice.

Think of the yappy dog barking at other dogs behind a tall sturdy fence.

This is NOT something to be proud of. By your admission that you treat people the way you feel they treat you? That's stupid. Real life works the OTHER way around. The saying "Not everyone hates me, I just haven't met everyone yet" is true. People don't usually automatically hate someone before meeting them (excepting cases of racial/prejudicial discrimination).

You complain that people don't know the real you?

Tell me, honestly, why SHOULDN'T stimpy beat six kinds of crap out of you if he meets you in person? What reasons have you given people online to like you? Why should people treat YOU as anything other than sub-human? You haven't given a lot of people much reason to treat you other than they way you appear.

Again, you seem to be working on a kind of transference reversion. "It's not my problem, it's everyone elses."

Stimpy may be certifiable, but at least he admits it, and got help for it. You've got your own problems, and the real trajedy is that you can't see it.

Here's an interesting thing about mental health: It's not about what you do, its about how you think.

Just because social anxiety and fear doesn't let you speak your mind in public for fear of retribution doesn't mean that the problem isn't there. The fact that your mind operates the way it does is problem enough.

You've got it backwards. Your online persona is a MUCH better indication of your personality than the "real life you."



I'll tell you a secret. One that I came to grips with myself, and one that--until fairly recently in my life--I was ashamed of.


I WAS JUST LIKE YOU.

There's a few things that differentiated us. I've got a condition called Attention Deficit Disorder. I wasn't diagnosed until I was 19 because I had an atypical form; Usually people with my condition tend to be hyperactive, which causes the problems that prompt the diagnosis MUCH earlier in life.

I don't need to go over my life story in public, but suffice to say that my condition causes me trouble in identifying social and emotional cues. This means that I tend to carry jokes "too far." Or I make inappropriate comments without thinking about them.

I was a social pariah in school. I had my ass kicked on a daily basis until I was 15. I got tougher, and people eventually gave up trying to knock down a kid who would get back up, no matter how badly I hurt, how much I bled, or how much I cried myself to sleep later that night. A grudging form of respect came to me in high-school. I wouldn't start fights, but I wouldn't walk away, and I wouldn't back down. I wouldn't even hit back, usually. I'd just take it and walk away, nose bleeding, but my chin high.

A thirst for respect and recognition would make me tend to blurt out everything I know on a subject. Still does, to be honest. But I learned to at least TRY to temper my responses when I realized that without doing it on purpose, I would alienate myself. I decided I wanted to be respected for what I knew, and what I could do. Not because I would try to be an expert. I learned also that friendship must be earned, and that it very rarely comes from what I know, or how I tell it. As hard as it is to believe, friendship comes on it's own, as long as you don't do anything to hinder it.

SO,

the long and short of it is, I still don't like you. But I have been there, and I wouldn't be much of a man if I didn't at least offer my hand out. I don't know that I can help you much, but I can teach you what works for me.

If you PM or Email me, I can promise you NO bullshit. But it's you who has to take the jump. Not everyone else.

Someone once told me that it was never easy to change the world around you, but with a little work, I could change myself to fit better.

He was my boss at the worst fiasco of a job I've ever had. I told him to take that job, cram it into his size 5 asshole.

But he was right about the other bit.

[EBSB52]

You're right, I don't know you outside of the internet. Just like you know nothing of me, yet you assume plenty. Anyway, all I ever see is you running your yap, and I don't imagine that your social circle is any more discreet. And I can seriously see you fucking someone over because they said something that you didn't like.

But I know I assume, and I say so. Whenever I talk about your personality, I always say things like as far as I can tell, I assume, etc. Just make sure you understand I am much different in person. To my knowledge, Doug Chase has no problems with me. He met me in person, we got along well and talked fine. So personally we have no problems, but I doubt he cares very much for some of the stuff I post. I use him as an example as he is the only here who has met me. You may be the same way, but I am led to not believe that.

What do you constitute fucking some over as? Writing them a ticket? I don't write bad tickets. If you got a ticket from me, it's your own fault, and you knew what you were doing wrong when you did it. I also don't profile vehicles. But if someone told me at a party that he drives drunk all the time, and plans on it tonight, I will take his keys, and he won't get them back. It isn't because DUI is illegal, it is because it is a danger to you, me, and every other human. It is DANGEROUS to society, and he does not have the right to do that. But if he says he has DUI'ed before, but doesn't plan on it tonight or whatever, I have no reason to say anything. I'm not a rat, but I do look out for public safety. He does no harm by passing out drunk at the party house. I may talk to him once sober about DUI, and how much a DUI will fuck over your life, and how dangerous it is, but I'm not going to "fuck him over."

I use him as an example as he is the only here who has met me.

He's honored, I'm sure. :scratch:

I don't write bad tickets. If you got a ticket from me, it's your own fault, and you knew what you were doing wrong when you did it.

And you woke up one day, decided you didn't want to do anything productive, yet draw a sort of welfare check, so you went to school to become a pig. Fuck off ricer.

But if someone told me at a party that he drives drunk all the time, and plans on it tonight, I will take his keys, and he won't get them back. It isn't because DUI is illegal, it is because it is a danger to you, me, and every other human.

Hey pig wanna be, that's called conversion of property, AKA theft. You can't hold their property unless you are on duty and you are impounding it subsequent to arrest. Quit thinking your somebody important.

It is DANGEROUS to society, and he does not have the right to do that.

And as much as it might be the right thing to do, it isn't right for you to steal other's property. But of course, pigs are immune from laws up to and including murder so long as the, "Good faith exception" can be manipulated.

But if he says he has DUI'ed before, but doesn't plan on it tonight or whatever, I have no reason to say anything.

You have no right/reason to do anything, squirel. If you're at the wrong party and grab someone's keys, that guy will dot your scrawny little beak.

I'm not a rat

Cough, bullshit, cough, cough.

but I do look out for public safety

And that has bounds, even when you get your pig wings.

I may talk to him once sober about DUI, and how much a DUI will fuck over your life, and how dangerous it is, but I'm not going to "fuck him over

Being lectured to by a 16 YO kid..... oh, the humanity...... :puke:

[EBSB52]

I do understand that you're different in person. That's what sickens me about people like you. You use the anonymity of the internet to say hateful and hurtful things that you would never have the confidence to say in real life. You say that the only person you respect here is Doug, because he's the only person you've met in real life. The rest of us are less then human to you, and therefore unworthy of any respect.

I'm done with the thread hijacking. If you want to justify the abuse that you dish out, make another thread. But I tell you what, I'm exactly the motherfucker in person that I am online. I don't front.

I use the anonymity of the internet, and the design of this forum, to say what I really think. The close friends I do have know how I am, and don't get offended by some of the things I say. Thus I don't have to censor what I can say, and if I'm thinking something, I can say it. Contrary to a situation around people I know, but aren't close friends with, or around people at my job. I can say some of things I think, but I do have to censor some of it knowing it will get me into shit I don't want to deal with. As the years go on I get better and better with knowing what to censor around what people. On the internet, I don't have to worry about that. If I think that 66 yr old man's house should be burnt down, I can say so without having to worry about it influencing my life. I do have the confidence to say them in real life, and have before, but I have realized the trouble it has gotten me into, and have learned to shut the fuck up about some things.

I never said the only person here I respect is Doug. That is totally untrue. The people who I respect know it by now. I say he is the only person who has met me in person, the more or less real me. That is how I am, I just watch my mouth a little bit about things I think might have a harmful effect on my relationships with these people or my life in general. Either of my 2 'personalities' are both the real me, just adaptive to different situations. One of the faces is for the majority of time, the other is for around my close friends and the internet. I need a source for freedom of speech without negative impact, and the internet, along with my close friendships, are that source.

And I also said that the rest of you are all less than human. I treat them how I feel they treat me.

And I also said that the rest of you are all less than human.


A large helping of Sigmund Freud anyone?

[I_wear_pants]

Ok well Im gonna do my best to get this thread back on track. How about we all reminess about the first time we got stoned....I remember it like it was yesterday.....I was hangin out with my friend on his front porch when I was introduced....then when I was puffing on her and his little sister walked out haha.

[product1620]

My first time I tripped the fuck out! I could hear my heart beat, and I had this wierd burning sensation that started on my shoulders and then went through my chest and then through out the rest of my body. I went out side to hopefully cool down whatever this sensation was and it felt like I was walking on ice. I was so paronoid that I said I needed to go home right then. On the ride home I was laying sideways in the back seat just starring through the windshield all I could see was traces of light. When I got home I layed down on the couch and went to sleep.

I was told that it was jamaican red hair, but all I know is it was some wicked shit! :la:

[stimpy]

Wow, I wish I could still catch a buzz on like that.

My first time getting a buzz on was in 1982 on Moroccan hash with my older brother and his friend Nick, right before I went to get on the bus to go to a church retreat.

[product1620]

Wow, I wish I could still catch a buzz on like that.

My first time getting a buzz on was in 1982 on Moroccan hash with my older brother and his friend Nick, right before I went to get on the bus to go to a church retreat.

Repent you sinner!

[stimpy]

It was an interesting week. It was an Assembly of God church which is pretty holy roller, and the retreat was at a monastery in Holland. I had a pretty eye opening experience with controlling my chi and wound up "speaking in tongues". Fucking weird.

[InDeX420]

Ohh
*raises hand*
I do...
and whoever says it smells bad hasnt smelled my aeroponically grown Ice...
and to legalizing...im against..only because it would kill my profits!
but i say too much...
I live in amsterdam btw...i swear :bootyshake:

[BigRedDeckSpoiler]

The last stuff I had smelled like Juicy Fruit and just looked like plump fluffy nuggets.

Ahhh memories!
Reminds me of the first Hawaiian Sensemilla I ever saw/smoked.
The stuff was more green than the radioactive booger. You could see the resin when you pulled it apart. Looked like honey. One pinwheel joint just stoned the snot out of 3-4 people. Made us all stupid and chinese-eyed.

All we have now is mediocre at best. At least in the circles I travel in. (Of course the damned kids are probably still able to get the good shit. *grin*)

No matter... They administer piss tests at work, now. If I had less body fat to retain the metabolates, I wouldn't be so hesitant.
Anyone know for sure how long it takes for a heavy person (5-10, 240) to get a doob or two out of their system if they're not a regular smoker?

[InDeX420]

Get some of that fake piss from Urineluck...ive used it...comes with a small heatpad to make it same temp too...cause they check the temp before they run their tests...unless they are doing that hair follical test thing, theres no way they can tell its fake piss