Chicks dig scars.

stimpy · Post by **stimpy** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:22 pm

Ouch. You got mine beat for severity. Mine's fresher, though.

BENGAL4 · Post by **BENGAL4** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:46 pm

Hey Jeff,

I was playing softball and running between home and 1st base when my left achilles blew out. I was in a cast for 2 weeks and then a special boot for 14 weeks. The surgeon said it looked like 2 ends of a frayed mop.

I was 41 at the time and I did play ball again. So hang in there. BTW Happy B-Day.

Bill

Series8217 · Post by **Series8217** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:02 pm

Happy Birthday stimpy! One scar for every year, right?

Blue Shift · Post by **Blue Shift** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:12 pm

Hey stimpy, hope you get well soon. I did that once carrying a 50 lb box of nails once - jumped down from a curb and landed sideways on one of my thick soled construction worker boots and rolled it sideways and fell over. I couldn't walk for a min and despite being followed by security we managed to hobble my ass out of there and get away, but I think 13 year olds mysteriously heal in seconds or something. I can feel your pain. I normally don't say so, but go get fucked up, you earned it!

Oh yeah, and I suggest high order explosives for essentially painless damage to extremities next time you mangle part of you - you don't feel anything but that "hand fell asleep" tingling. I have absolutely no experience in this matter, however.

Get well, dude. We'll have to hit Harry's Hofbrau or something again.

cactus bastard · Post by **cactus bastard** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:16 pm

Do they have physiotherapy lined up for you to speed up your recovery? I seperated something from my hip once, and although I hated the physio, it worked like a hot damn. They had a few things they did, but one of the things that seemed to have the most effect was when they stuck needles into certain muscles to relax them and take strain off the injury. I HATED this (I'm freaked of needles, I often puke... ). But it really worked well.

stimpy · Post by **stimpy** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:29 pm

Oh, I'm sure I have the full meal deal. In addidtion to the shopping mall being totally negligent, my wife has some sweet insurance. So I don't need to worry about getting the best of care on this. It just hurts like a bastard. And I'm getting pretty damn sick of being in bed. But if I get up on crutches, even to piss, it hurts even worse. So I have my urinal bottle that my loving wife keeps dumping out for me. I draw the line at a bedpan, though. Luckily my guts have cooperated and I haven't had to go poopies.

Too much info yet?

The Dark Side of Will · Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:52 am

When I had my ACL done, they said I had to pee before they'd let me leave the hospital, but if I didn't do it before the shift was over, they'd catheterize me (Navy hospital). I did it, but peeing through a numb wee wee is a strange feeling. As is farting through numb buttocks as my intestines fired back up after the anesthesia.

stimpy · Post by **stimpy** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:58 pm

4th day in bed. I smell something stinky.

Shaun41178(2) · Post by **Shaun41178(2)** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:30 pm

change your diaper

Mach10 · Post by **Mach10** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:48 pm

Better "Stimpy" than "Stumpy"

Get well soon!

Post by **eHoward** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:45 pm

Good luck with everything man.

Mach10 wrote:
Get well soon!

Kohburn · Post by **Kohburn** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:37 am

and watch out for bed sores

stimpy · Post by **stimpy** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:06 pm

You have no idea how huge a cracker crumb can be until you can't get up out of bed to brush the sheets out.

stimpy · Post by **stimpy** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:47 pm

Vicodin causes constipation. Finally pooped after 5 days. Felt like anal rapage in reverse.

How was your day?

Kohburn · Post by **Kohburn** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:24 pm

lol doood